Three Nuns!

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    Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father`s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines."
    "What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
    "Well, of course I threw them in the trash."
    The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father`s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"
    "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns.
    "What did you do?" they asked.
    "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
    The third nun fainted.
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