Betting Banta !

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    Santa saw that his friend Banta was very depressed.
    "What happened?" asked Santa.
    "Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . "
    "How come ?" "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and Australia was being shown live on TV. I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet."
    "But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go?"
    "Yaar, I bet on the highlights too "
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