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    Once Santa was passing through a jungle with a lot of wealth with him. Some dacoits looted all his wealth, took off all his clothes and tied him to a tree.
    Next morning, a passerby saw Santa tied to a tree in a naked state. There was a calf standing beside Santa. The passerby was told the raeson of his being tied to a tree. The passerby untied him.
    As soon as he was released, he looked for a rod and he started beating the calf badly with the rod. The passerby stopped him and enquired that why was he beating the innocent creature.
    Santa painfully answered, "The whole night I kept on telling him, that I am not his mother, I am not his mom......"
  • Family planning! Santa and Banta lived in a double storeyed house. Santa was married, but Banta was a bachelor. Santa lived on the first floor and Banta on the second. Santa had 42 kids.
    Once, officers from the population control...
  • Puncture or not! Once Banta was sitting in his drawing room with his cock inside a glass filled with water.
    His wife came and asked what the hell he was doing.
  • Three Nuns! Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, 'I was cleaning in Father`s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic...
  • Fun in Hell A guy dies and wakes up to find he is in hell. He`s really depressed as he stands in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He thinks to himself `I know I lead a wild life but I wasn`t that bad. I never thought it would come to this.` Looking up he sees that it is his turn to be processed into hell. With fear and a heavy heart, he walks up to the counselor.
  • Who is better? Once Banta and his girl friend were fighting over who was a better at thinking better. They both decided to think for a minute and present their thoughts a minute later Banta presented a poem - Two plus Two is Four plus five is nine
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