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    Once Santa and Banta got duty at the airport for the assistance to the foregin tourists.
    One traveler asked Banta in Spanish, "Where to find city bus for Connaught Place”, but Banta could not answer since he did knew the language.
    The traveller repeated the same question in French, German, Japnese, and English but Banta couldn`t answer because he didn`t know any of the languages.
    Santa asks Banta, “I asked you to learn atleast one foreign language and it will help you one day.”
    Banta said, “That man learned five languages and couldn`t serve any purpose, then how one language to me would have served any purpose."
  • Lift to Santa! Once Banta met Santa at market place.
    Banta asked,'Santa can I give you lift...
  • Betting Banta ! Santa saw that his friend Banta was very depressed.
    'What happened?' asked Santa.
    'Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . '
    'How come ?' 'Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and Australia was being shown live...
  • Situation changes! Recently I answered the phone and it was a sales person from a long distance company. They asked for my late father by name...
  • Dishwasher almost kills man! An Austrian man narrowly escaped death when he fell onto an open dishwasher and was speared by a knife...
  • Dig a while ! Once a person saw Santa and Banta. Santa was digging a hole and Banta was filling it. Then they did the same act and kept repeating...
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