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    Santa was in a state of coma and an aged matron was taking care of him.
    One day, the matron had to go on leave due to an urgent work. She called the young nurse and explained her everything about Santa and how to clean his private parts, including penis which had `Tram` written over it.
    When the matron came back after her leave, the young nurse enquired the matron, "I did everything as explained by you but there is one thing which I could not undertstand.
    You said that the penis had `Tram` written over but I noticed `Thiruvanthapuram` written on it."
  • Is it a record ? Banta was recruited as a salesman in a music shop where cassettes, music records, gramophones etc. were sold. The proprietor, at the time of the interview, had instructed him that if any customer asked for any item which was not in the stock, he should suggest...
  • Family planning! Santa and Banta lived in a double storeyed house. Santa was married, but Banta was a bachelor. Santa lived on the first floor and Banta on the second. Santa had 42 kids.
    Once, officers from the population control...
  • Puncture or not! Once Banta was sitting in his drawing room with his cock inside a glass filled with water.
    His wife came and asked what the hell he was doing.
  • Three Nuns! Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, 'I was cleaning in Father`s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic...
  • Fun in Hell A guy dies and wakes up to find he is in hell. He`s really depressed as he stands in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He thinks to himself `I know I lead a wild life but I wasn`t that bad. I never thought it would come to this.` Looking up he sees that it is his turn to be processed into hell. With fear and a heavy heart, he walks up to the counselor.
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