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    Two old ladies are standing at a bus station and one of them is smoking.
    Suddenly it starts raining so the smoking one takes out a condom from her purse, cuts the edge off and puts it over the cigarette.
    Her friend asks her: "What are you doing?!?"
    So she replies: "I don`t want my cigarette to get wet so I covered it with a condom"
    So her friend asks: "What’s a condom? Where did you get it?"
    So she says: "At the pharmacy"
    So the next day her friend goes to the pharmacy and asks the clerk if she can get a condom.
    The clerk asks: "What size?"
    So she replies: "I dunno, one that will fit a camel"
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    One day, the matron had to go on leave due to an urgent work. She called the young nurse and explained her everything about Santa and how to clean his private parts, including penis which had `Tram` written...
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    Next morning, a passerby saw Santa tied to a tree in...
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    Once, officers from the population control...
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