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    A local Charity realized that it had never received a donation from the town`s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
    "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least Rs. 50f,00,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn`t you like to give back to the community in some way?"
    The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
    Embarrassed, the Officer mumbled, "Um...no."
    "-or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
    The stricken Officer began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted,
    "-or that my sister`s husband died in a traffic accident,"
    the lawyer`s voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?"
    The humiliated Officer, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
    On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again:
    "-so if I don`t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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