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    A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son comes across the condoms and asks his father what they are.
    The dad replies, "Well son, those are condoms and they re for protection when you re having sex."
    The son then picks up one of the packs and asks why it has three in it.
    The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
    The son then picks up one with six condoms asks, "Why six?"
    The dad replies, "Well son, those are for college men. Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday."
    The son then notices the 12 pack of condoms and asks the same question.
    The dad replies, "Son, those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March...."
  • The two asshloes! A man died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So they called up his two friends Santa and Banta to come and try to identify the body.
    Santa went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet...
  • Johnny in a Church! One bright Sunday morning Cindy and Mark took their eight-year-old son, Johnny, to church. They sat right in the front so Johnny could get all the benefits from church. But as we know eight-year-old boys...
  • Man jailed for filming female! A national University of Singapore student who hid in women’s toilet and used a digital video camera to film a female...
  • What size? Two old ladies are standing at a bus station and one of them is smoking.
    Suddenly it starts raining so the smoking one takes out a condom from her purse, cuts the edge off and...
  • Hot Nipples! A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
    They were talking before their dinner about how they should celebrate...
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