At the cocktail party, Mrs. Santa asked Mrs. Banta, "Aren t you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
Mrs. Banta, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
Kicking mule!Santa and Banta had this mule that was a very hard worker. The only problem was every time they went to put the mule back in his stall, his ears...
That`s Strange !!A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, 'Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.' The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be...
Presence of mind!!Santa and Banta were in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including...
Donation!A local Charity realized that it had never received a donation from the town`s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. 'Our research shows that...
Dumbest Death in history!One of the most influential minds of the late 16th century. A statesman, a philosopher, a writer, and a scientist, he was even rumored...