| Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several
years, decided they needed to visit a whore house. When they
arrived at the whorehouse, the madame took one look at them
and decided she wasn t going to waste any of her girls on
these two old men. So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She
put the dolls in each man s room and left them to their
business. After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or groaned...how was it for you?" The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch." The first man asked, "How s that?" "Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast...she passed gas and flew out the window!" |