Some Brain Teasers?

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    1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

    2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

    3). What can you find in a man s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

    4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

    5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?

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    ANSWERS:
    1. talk
    2. legs
    3. a twenty dollar bill
    4. firetruck
    5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt

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