Some more brain teasers!

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    1). What does a dog do that you can step into?

    2). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can t get one you can use your hands?

    3). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

    4). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

    5). What is it that all men have one of; it s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they re married?

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    ANSWERS:
    1. pants
    2. fork
    3. Almond Joy candy bar
    4. grit
    5. last name


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