| A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife`s golf ball..........stuck right in the middle of the cow`s butt. That`s when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asked the doctor. Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" Contributted by:- Karan email address:- kgupta@yahoo.com |