Prenatal checkup

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    There were three women who were at the gynecologist having prenatal checkups. The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"
    "He was on top ", she replied.
    "You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

    The second woman was asked the same question.
    "I was on top ", was the reply.
    "you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

    With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears.
    "What`s the matter ?" asked the doc.
    "Am I going to have puppies ?".....


    Contributed by:- B.N. Nagpal
    email address:- manyanagpal@rediffmail.com
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