Lessons from a pro

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    Three aspiring golfers were taking lessons from a pro. The first guy hit the ball far to the right. "That was due to LOFT," said the pro.
    The second man hit his ball far to the left. "That, too, was due to LOFT," said the pro again.
    The third golfer took a swing, and the ball just went a few feet and stopped. "Once again, it`s LOFT," the pro claimed.
    "Well, what exactly do you mean by LOFT?" asked the third golfer.
    "Lack of fine talent," replied the pro.
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