Do you serve lawyers?

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    A man walked into a bar with his alligator.
    He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
    "Sure do," replied the bartender.
    "Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I`ll have a lawyer for my alligator."
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    'For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three...
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