One at a time

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    During a wild party at a Long Island country house, Roxanne had too much to drink and strolled outside for some air.

    Getting to a grassy field, she lay down to watch the stars. Roxanne was almost asleep when a cow, searching for clover, carefully stepped over her.
    Groggily, she raised her head and said, "One at a time boys, one at a time."
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