| A carpenter on a building site rushed up to the site engineer. "Sir, Sir!" he cried, "Someone just dropped a trowel from the top of the scaffold and sliced my ear off!" The site engineer immediately organized a search party to find the ear in the hope that micro-surgeon would be able to sew it on again, if it was well-preserved in ice and taken immediately to the hospital in a thermos flask. "Here it is!" cried one of the searchers, waving an ear. "No, that s not it," said the injured carpenter, “mine had a pencil behind it!" Contributed by:- Gurjit email address:- gurjit@langoo.com |