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    MADRID - At Vistahermosa which means "beautiful view," visitors weren`t looking out over the ocean. About 50 people were peering into a parked car to watch a naked couple in the back seat having sex.

    Two officers waded through the crowd and asked the 42-year-old man and an 18-year-old woman to knock it off. The lovers covered themselves and got out of the car and allegedly hurled verbal abuse and fists at the officers.

    Reinforcements showed up, and the lovers were taken away in handcuffs.
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    Getting to a grassy field, she lay down to watch the stars. Roxanne was almost asleep when a...
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    The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed...
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