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    Francis Bernardo, 71, decided it was time to do something about his impotence. An hour after Roberta Burke`s longtime partner downed Viagra, they engaged in some red-hot, long-overdue sex.

    Within two days, he was gone -- on the prowl, she says, for more conquests.
    Now she`s suing him for $2 million in palimony.
    "He`s dating lots of women, he thinks he is a young man in the body of a 70-year-old man. Tha man even had a quadruple bypass last year, for God`s sake." said lawyer Dominic Barbara.
  • The little thing? In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52, tried to cure his sexual impotence by having a penis transplant - using a donkey as the donor.
    The wire service Agence France-Presse reported that three times Esirgen brought home a donkey, amputated...
  • Breasts are more popular than penises. The first ever Internet broadcast of a penile-pump-implant surgery failed miserably when very few people showed up to watch. Is anyone surprised?

    Healthology.com thought they had a really good idea when they decided to broadcast the procedure...
  • Roses to you Once Banta went to a party.A girl greeted at the entrance saying, 'Hi I`m rosy roses to...
  • One at a time During a wild party at a Long Island country house, Roxanne had too much to drink and strolled outside for some air.

    Getting to a grassy field, she lay down to watch the stars. Roxanne was almost asleep when a...
  • Permanent erection A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
    The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed...
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