| Well, a couple months back there was this trial in the West Virginia courts. A man was being tried for fornicating with a sheep, since that`s illegal an` all. Anyway, the key witness was an old fella who was walking along the highway by the farm where the sheep was raised. The prosecutor asked the witness what he saw: "Well, I was walkin` along, and saw this sheep just`a eatin` grass. And then this fella walks up from behind the sheep, real quiet-like." "And then what?" asked the prosecutor. "Then he unbuckled his belt, and pulled the sheep close." "And what happened after that?" "Well," said the witness, "they sort of shook for a couple of minutes. Then, afterwards, the sheep turned around... an` licked him!" Just then one of the members of the jury leaned over to the jury member next to him and said, "You know... a good sheep`ll do that." |