Relaxation and concentration?

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    Johnny and his father are observing a couple of dogs screwing each other.
    "Dad, what`re the dogs doing?" asks Johnny.
    "Well, the one below has relaxed and the one above has concentrated."
    "Okay, I`ve understood."
    "What`ve you understood!?" asks the father sarcastically.
    "Never relax in your life, dad, or you`ll get fucked like a dog!"
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