Not for the hole!

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    Five years old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making love.
    "Wow, look at them! And we are not allowed even to stick a finger in our nose!"
  • Sleep with me! Johnny`s parents were out of town once and so they asked that young female teacher to stay for that time in their house.
    Before going to bed Johnny says to her 'Oh, please, I`m so afraid to be by myself, please, sleep in my...
  • Mommy`s balloons! Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, 'Mom, what are those things on your chest?'
    Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be...
  • A good hand! Little Johnny is lying in his bed one night and just can`t get to sleep. He decides to go to his parent`s room to go chat to them. Upon entering their room, he sees their blankets going up-and-down.
    Johnny:' Mommy, daddy, what are you doing?'
    Parents:' We are playing...
  • The whole echo! A prostitute went to see a doctor...
    Prostitute : Doctor I have a big hole, is there any way to tighten it?My business is going down slope.
    Doctor : Undress and let me examine...
  • What the Hell is it! One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
    The demon asked, 'Why so glum?'
    The guy responded, 'What do you think? I`m in hell!'
    'Hell`s not so bad,' the demon said. 'We actually have a lot of fun...
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