| The three sleazy roommates decided it was time they went to confession. When the priest asked them for their sins, the first roommate said she had let a man fondle her breasts. The priest told her to wash them with holy water. The second roommate confessed that she had touched a man`s cock. The priest told her to wash her hands with holy water. The two girls were washing with holy water when the third roommate joined them. "Move over sluts," she said, "I have to gargle." |