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    An important senator arranges to use an escort service and winds up with a beautiful japanese girl who speaks no english. They go into his hotel room and start having sex and she gets into it like there`s no tomorrow! She starts yelling the same japanese word over and over and making faces and he can tell he`s driving her crazy! He`s never had it so good. The next morning, he`s golfing with the japanese ambassador, and he makes a birdie. He suddenly remembers the word that the Japanese woman kept yelling out loud the night before, and he yells it out.
    The ambassador looks at him strangely, looks at the pin, and says, "no, that was the right hole."
  • Confession!! The three sleazy roommates decided it was time they went to confession.When the priest asked them for their sins, the first roommate said she had let a man fondle her breasts...
  • Married ??? The teacher looked at the boy`s angelic face and she writhed in agony, turning three shades of red. 'C`mon,' the boy said impatiently, 'One is licking the popsicle, one is biting and one is sucking. Which one is...
  • F in maths! Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetics.
    'Why?', asks the father.
    'The teacher asked `How much is 2x3?` I said `6`'
    'But that`s...
  • Not for the hole! Five years old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making love.
    'Wow, look at...
  • Relaxation and concentration? Johnny and his father are observing a couple of dogs screwing each other.
    'Dad, what`re the dogs doing?' asks Johnny.
    'Well, the one below has relaxed and the one above...
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