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    A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts.
    "Say, what`s your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck.
    "It`s Snow ... Roy Snow," he answered, "and what`s yours?"
    "Me, I`m June ... June Hansen," she said.
    After a short while she asked, "Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?"
    "Can you imagine what it might be like," he countered, ....having eight inches of Snow in June?"
  • Ghost in Hospital This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night.

    The preacher faces the camera, and announces, 'My friends, I`d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your...
  • The Fence!!! A couple was driving along a country road. The wife says, 'Sweetheart let`s stop and do the same thing we did here forty years ago.'The husband stops the car. His wife backs against the fence, and...
  • Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn`t like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn`t often meet anyone, but...
  • Sweet Semen ??? A biology professor is discussing the high glucose levels found in human semen. A female student raises her hand and says, 'Glucose is raw sugar. Why doesn`t it...
  • Sperm Bank ??? A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, 'Open the safe.'She says, 'This isn`t a real bank, it`s a sperm...
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