| Three Mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth and then bench press it 100 times." The Second Mouse looking unimpressed, orders two shots of tequila, grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies, "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, grind it up and take it home and put in my coffee in the morning and I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day." The first and second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says, "I have no time for all this bullshit, I gotta go home and fuck the Cat." |