| The morning after the annual office party blow out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton mouth, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceeding evening. After an urgent trip to the bathroom, he was able make his way downstairs, where his lovely wife put some coffee in front of him with two aspirins. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she replied, voice dripping with scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire senior management, and insulted the regional manager to his face." "He`s an asshole. I should have pissed on him." "You did," Louise informed him. "And he fired you!" "Well, screw him!" yelled John. "I did...you`re back to work on Monday with a raise." She purred. |