Liver and Cheese ??

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    A white man, a black man and a Mexican sit down at a bar. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down right next to them. The three begin an argument over who will approach her first. Used to this, the woman turns to them and says,
    "Listen boys, I`m a woman of culture and which ever one of you can use both the words liver and cheese in the same sentence can take me home."
    "That`s easy," said the white guy. "I like liver and I like cheese," as he gestures for her to come over.
    "Oh, not good enough!" says the woman.
    With that, the black man said "Aww shit, don`t be givin` me no liver and cheese!" and starts moving towards her.
    "No, no! That won`t do either," the woman replies with a wave of her hand.
    The Mexican looks at his friends like they arenuts, walks up and puts his arm around the woman and smiles,
    "liver alone, cheese mine."
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