Final exam!!!At Aberdeen Uni, 4 sophomores were taking Biology. They had done brilliantly in labs, on practicals and tests etc. Each had an `A` so far for the semester. So confident were they before finals that they decided to head down to Edinburgh College for a big party with some mates. After a great deal of partying they...
The rat statue!!A tourist wandered into a dimly-lit old San Fransisco antiques shop, down in china town. Perusing the shelves, he discovered an amazingly life-sized and life-like bronze sculpture of a rat. He had to have it and asked the shopkeeper...
Who`ll get the job??4 men - a Marathi, Bengali, Gujrati and our Santa were being interviewed for a top job. With nothing to choose between them, the President told them over dinner that the decisive test would be carried out the following morning, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job. Next morning...
The gulping chief!When the tribal chief was suffering from constipation, one of his men goes to a doctor. Knowing little English he says, `Big Chief!...... No shit!!` The doctor prescribes the medicines...
Lantern!In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court. At the trial, the engineer insisted...