Three Prositutes!!

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    Three Kings Cross Prostitutes were living together - a mother, daughter and grandmother.
    One night the daughter came home from work looking really depressed. "How did you do tonight, dear?" asked her mother.
    "It was bloody terrible," replied the daughter. "I only got £20 for a blow job."
    "Wow!" exclaimed the mother. "In my day we gave a blow job for a shilling." (5 pence for the decimalized and non-UK)
    "That`s nothing," scoffed the grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to have something warm in our stomachs."
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