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    Street Smart
    Santa was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall.
    It read "padne wala gadha " (the one who reads this is donkey).
    Santa though for an hour, erased and wrote back, "Likhene wala gadha "(the one who writes this is donkey).
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