Robbing the robbers!

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    A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer`s club by mistake.
    The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.
    "It ain`t so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."
    The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers! We had $100 when we broke in!"
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