| There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after
surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open
and he said, “You`re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You`re cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? Lawyer said “The drugs are wearing off!” |