Chicken farm!

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    An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running. A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.

    Another month passes and he`s back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I`m going wrong" he tells the dealer, "I think I`m planting them too deep."
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