| Three elderly sisters live together -- a 96-year-old, a 94-year-old, and a 92-year-old. The oldest sister decides to take a bath, but when she puts her foot in the water, she pauses. She calls to her middle sister downstairs, "Was I getting in or out?" The middle sister says, "I don`t know, I`ll go check." But when she begins to climb the stairs, she pauses and asks her youngest sister, "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The youngest sister sits at the kitchen table, shaking her head and says to herself, " I hope I never get like that, knock on wood." She raps the table three times with her knuckles, pauses, and calls up the stairs. "I`ll be up there in a minute. Someone`s at the door!" |