Diaper change!

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    A first-time father takes his baby to the doctor. "Doc, I can`t figure out what`s wrong with him. He doesn`t stop crying."

    It only takes the doctor a second to see what is wrong. "Here’s your problem," says the doctor. "This baby’s in serious need of a diaper change."

    Looking baffled, the man replies, "But the package says it’s good for eight to 10 pounds!"
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