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A man saw his friend limping badly as he came towards him. "Yaar, how did you get this injury to your leg?"
"I did not have enough to drink," replied the other.
"That does not make any sense! How can you hurt yourself by not having enough to drink?"
"Very simple," replied his friend, "If I had been really and fully drunk, I would have fallen down at the shop. As I was half drunk, I tried to walk home, fell into a ditch and sprained my foot."
- Military precision! Some ladies, who were determined to put an end to drinking in their colony, went to the house of a retired Army Officer one evening.
'When did you last have... - Always remember those who serve you! In the day when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in...
- Where is your wife A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point-he really never said too much.One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of brushes knocked his door and asked to see his wife...
- The picture diet! I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risqué picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but...
- Don`t you have a bigger chicken? A meat counter clerk, who was drunk and had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it.That will be ...