Nice trade!

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    The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm.
    The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir".
    The president replied, "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs.I got one for Hillary and I got one for Chelsea."
    The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, sir."
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