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    A gynecologist was getting tired of his job and decided to switch careers. He`d always enjoyed tinkering with engines, so he enrolled in a school for auto mechanics.
    When the class ended the students were given their final exam: strip a car engine completely and reassemble it in perfect working order. The gynecologist did his best - and was amazed to find he scored 150%. "How could that be?" he asked.
    "Well," said the instructor, "I gave you 50% for taking the engine apart. Next, I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job, really. And then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust pipe."
  • Inheritance woes! Jack`s grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him.
    After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more. On the rare...
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    The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: '7 foot tall, 350 pounds, Turner Brown'.
    The small white guy faints! The big dude picks up...
  • The aliens! Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas pumps and one of them said to it ' Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader'.
    The gas pump of course did not respond. The alien repeated the greeting and there was still...
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    Compliment her,
    cuddle her,
    kiss her,
    caress...
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