| A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and his elbow pokes her in the breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and noticing that she is quite attractive, says with a wink, "Ma`am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you`ll forgive me." She looks him up and down noticing that he is well endowed and replies, "If your thing is as hard as your elbow, I`m in room 436." |