Skydiving secrets!

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    The story about the pilot ground school got me thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would take time to answer any of our stupid First Timer Questions.
    One guy asked: "If our parachute doesn`t open.....and the reserve doesn`t open, how long do we have till we hit the ground?"
    Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered: "The rest of your life."
  • The ghost? There was this party in the woods and all of a sudden there was a down pour of thunder and rain, these two young guys ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed...
  • Anger and exasperation! A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, 'Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?'
    The father replied, 'It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.'
    With that the father...
  • Say the blessings! A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, 'Would you like to say the blessing?'
    'I wouldn`t know what to...
  • Guess who sent them! A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After 2 weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family.
    Since this was a new home, the process took some time. The silver went into the closet, items were put...
  • Basically the same work??? Santa was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Taneja, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the...
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