| An Army Colonel was reviewing the troops. One man he passed sported an enormous erection. "Sergeant!" the Colonel shouted. "Give this man 30 days compassionate home leave." "Yes, sir," the Sergeant replied. A few months later the same thing occurred with the same man. "Sergeant! Give this man another 30 days compassionate home leave," the Colonel barked. A few months later, same guy, same problem. The Colonel is angry. "Sergeant! Haven`t we given this man two compassionate home leaves?" "Yes, sir," the Sergeant replies. "Then what`s his problem?" the Colonel asks. The Sergeant salutes and says, "Sir. It`s you he`s fond of." |