Bad experienece!

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    A police officer pulls over an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a doctors appointment. The officer approaches the vehicle and attempts to explain that he stopped her for speeding.
    She looks at her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
    The husband replies, "He said he stopped you for speeding."
    The officer asked the elderly female for her driver`s license and she turned and asked her husband "What did he say?.
    The husband replies "he wants to see your driver`s license."
    The women hands the officer her license and he sees that she is from his old home town. The officer tells the couple that he remembered the town because he had the worst sexual experience of his life there.
    The women looks at her husband and asked "What did he say?"
    The husband replies, "He says he knows you."
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