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    Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.
    After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.
    Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it`s time to tell him he`s adopted."
  • The poor Pope! A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man`s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
    After a few minutes the disheveled guy...
  • Skydiving secrets! The story about the pilot ground school got me thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would take time to answer any of our stupid First Timer Questions.
    One guy asked: 'If our parachute doesn`t...
  • Real cool! Our Santa, a Japanese and a Britisher were lost in the desert.
    They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down. Because they had nothing else,they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey.
    The Japanese took the radiator, the Britisher took...
  • The ghost? There was this party in the woods and all of a sudden there was a down pour of thunder and rain, these two young guys ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed...
  • Anger and exasperation! A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, 'Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?'
    The father replied, 'It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.'
    With that the father...
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