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    This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor`s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor`s house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.
    A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
    The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?"
    The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"
  • How old? A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, 'I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don`t try to fool me because I can tell the difference.'
    The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with 5-year scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, 'Bartender, this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you...
  • The poor Pope! A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man`s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
    After a few minutes the disheveled guy...
  • Skydiving secrets! The story about the pilot ground school got me thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would take time to answer any of our stupid First Timer Questions.
    One guy asked: 'If our parachute doesn`t...
  • Real cool! Our Santa, a Japanese and a Britisher were lost in the desert.
    They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down. Because they had nothing else,they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey.
    The Japanese took the radiator, the Britisher took...
  • The ghost? There was this party in the woods and all of a sudden there was a down pour of thunder and rain, these two young guys ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed...
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