| Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crimefighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman`s apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself : I`m faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there, have sex and be out again before she knew what was happening. So Superman did his superthing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said:" Did you hear something?" "No !" said the Invisible Man,... " but my ass hurts like hell !" |