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A Politician was arrested for accepting a bribe from a contractor. A friend who went to visit him in the lock-up asked, "How are you going to get out of this mess?"
The Politician replied calmly, "I got into trouble for accepting a bribe; I`ll get out of it by bribing the person concerned."
- Half drunk! A man saw his friend limping badly as he came towards him he asked about his injured leg. His friend said that he didn`t have enough to drink last evening that is why his leg got injured.But he was not satisfied so he asked him, 'How come...
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Street Smart Santa was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read 'padne wala gadha' (the one who reads this is donkey). Santa thought for an hour... - Military precision! Some ladies, who were determined to put an end to drinking in their colony, went to the house of a retired Army Officer one evening.
'When did you last have... - Always remember those who serve you! In the day when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in...
- Where is your wife A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point-he really never said too much.One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of brushes knocked his door and asked to see his wife...