What the doc is doing?

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    A beautfiul woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is awestruck. All his professionalism goes out the window. He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs. He says "Do you know what I am doing?"
    She replies "Yes, checking for abnormalities."
    He tells her to take off her shirt and bra and he starts rubbing her breats.
    He says "Do you know what I am doing now?"
    She replies "Yes, checking for lumps and cancer."
    Finally, he tells he takes off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her.
    He says "Do you know what I am doing now?"
    She replies "Yes, getting AIDS. That`s why I am here."
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