Practical advice!

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    A man comes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.
    "Listen", says the doc "I have migraines, too..and the advice I`m going to give you isn`t really anything I learned in medical school, but it`s advice that I`ve gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand...especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom and, even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex...and almost always the headache is immediately gone. Give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
    Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin.
    "Doc! I took your advice and it works! it REALLY WORKS! I`ve had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"
    "Well", says the physician, "I`m glad I could help".
    "By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a really nice house."
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    'When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap...
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    The painter was so grateful she decided to show her gratitude by repainting...
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  • Starting out really young! A five-year-old is mowing his front lawn and drinking a beer. The preacher who lives across the street sees the beer and comes over to lecture the kid.
    'Aren`t you a little young to be...
  • Fluctuations!!! An Asian walked into the currency exchange line in a New York bank with 2000 yen, and he walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66.
    He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten...
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